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 Rank: Moderator Global Sex :  Data de inscriere : 17/03/2012 Stare de spirit : Wonderful :*
 | Subiect: doi politisti  Sam Mar 31, 2012 9:29 am |
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| Doi politai patrulau prin cartierul inginerului Ionescu.
Domnul
inginer iese cu gunoiul pe la miezul noptii.
Un politai zice:
- Ghita, uite un spion!
- Nu, ba, e unu' cu gunoiu'!
- Ba e spion! Ma duc sa-i cer actele.
Se duce organul la dl. inginer:
- Actele dv., va rog!
- Ce acte, dom'le, am iesit cu gunoiu'!
- Esti spion! Mergi la sectie.
- Dom'le, sunt ing. Ionescu, stau in blocu' asta, la apartamentu' 8.
- Ghita, du-te la asociatie
si verifica!
Se duce Ghita
si vine fuga inapoi:
- Nu locuieste nici un ing. Ionescu la ap.8.
Merg ei la sectie, dl. inginer tot face galagie ca sta la ap. 8.
il
mai trimite sefu' pe Ghita inca o data la asociatie sa mai verifice,
acelasi rezultat: nici un ing. Ionescu la ap.8.
A doua zi de dimineata, apare
seful politiei, vecin de scara cu ing.
Ionescu.
Aude povestea
si il elibereaza pe inginer.
Inginerul merge suparat direct la asociatie.
Administratoru' nici nu-l lasa sa deschida gura:
- Domnu' Ionescu, aveti probleme. V-a cautat politia de 2 ori, da'
le-am spus ca nu stati aici. |
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