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 Rank: Moderator Global Sex :  Data de inscriere : 17/03/2012 Stare de spirit : Wonderful :*
 | Subiect: Bula si vanzatorul  Sam Mar 31, 2012 9:27 am |
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| Bula intra intr-un magazin de articole electrice
sa cumpere un fier de calcat.
Intreaba de pret si afla ca e 150 lei. Bula incepe
sa se vaicareasca ca n-are bani si ca e sarac.
Vinzatorului ai vine o idee:
- Auzi, daca reusesti sa-ti scoli tu sula si atirni
fierul de
sula si mergi dintr-un capat al magazinului in
celalalt, si fierul nu cade, e al tau.
Bula una-doua face treaba si fierul nu cade.
Vinzatorul se tine de promisiune si-i da fierul
cadou.
La inchiderea magazinului, vinzatorul il vede pe
Bula alergind pe strada cu fierul atirnat ca mai
inainte.
- Bine mai, fierul e al tau, ce te mai muncesti acum?
- Eee, coane, pai eu ma antrenez acum pentru un
frigider! |
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Rank: Moderator Sex : Data de inscriere : 25/03/2012
| | Subiect: Re: Bula si vanzatorul Mar Apr 24, 2012 5:53 am |
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Rank: Level 5 Sex : Data de inscriere : 20/04/2012 Stare de spirit : HaPpY;x
| | Subiect: Re: Bula si vanzatorul Mar Apr 24, 2012 11:28 am |
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| Nu prea e haios dar e bun |
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